The Oporto Wine Taste

There´s no such thing as tasting Porto Wine. You swallow it, and that´s it.
Follow the americans on their drink-a-bottle-and-get-a-new-liver,
and you will became a true local. It´s really cheap, and, oh god, its really
sweet. After all, it´s made on the Douro hills, lept in Gaia, and merchadised
by englisg brands. If you notice, every local has at least 3 boxes od Porto
Wine in their houses, as they drink it like beer. Oftenly, if they go to a bar,
they will ask for a porto wine pint, wich is a glass of half liter of fresh porto,.
there´s no way like the local way: drink porto from the bottle!

Starting a sho(r)t conversation with Maria, i realized that now
any single person that it´s coming alone to the hostel will notice
that we will start to charge a comission to any comment related
to the 3 asian monkeys that we have living in the "Miller" room,
the one with the six beds.

Honestly, it´s a great lack of humanity not loving those cute
mammals. They have a simple life, simples manners, they are smart as
most of the human. They are great roomates. We found a lot of times
each one of them making them their beds, after cleaning for a while
the floor

Some guests started to loose some control on the way they
think the other guests should look like, the way they dress,
and things like that. Once we found one bed with the horrible
writing :"Monkeys to their owns Countries!", made in red lipstick.

This is just for showing that we keep getting worried about the way
people can get really opressive and build up some negative
feelings.