The Oporto Wine Taste

There´s no such thing as tasting Porto Wine. You swallow it, and that´s it.
Follow the americans on their drink-a-bottle-and-get-a-new-liver,
and you will became a true local. It´s really cheap, and, oh god, its really
sweet. After all, it´s made on the Douro hills, lept in Gaia, and merchadised
by englisg brands. If you notice, every local has at least 3 boxes od Porto
Wine in their houses, as they drink it like beer. Oftenly, if they go to a bar,
they will ask for a porto wine pint, wich is a glass of half liter of fresh porto,.
there´s no way like the local way: drink porto from the bottle!